Monday, May 30, 2011

REVIEW - True Blood, Vol. 1: All Together Now

True Blood, Vol. 1: All Together NowTrue Blood, Vol. 1: All Together Now by Alan Ball

My rating: 2 of 5 stars


I am reviewing this as someone who has seen all of True Blood and read all the novels.

The plot is suppose to take place between the second and third seasons. So some things are meant to hint at third season stuff, but it feels like you should already know about them. It was weird. The rest of the plot is about this demon that traps everybody in Merlotte's until he's heard everyone's deepest darkest secret shame. So besides the usual bar group: Sookie, Sam, Tara, Lafayette, Jason, and a few random townies. Eric also randomly shows up at the bar and Bill after the demon shows up. Typical set up.

First problem. The artwork. Not that the art was bad in an artistic way. My problem with it was that the art went out of its way to make the characters look like the actors which meant Sookie had a grand total of one facial expression the entire book. Mouth half opened.

Second problem. The deep, dark, shameful stories. There could have been so many good possible ways to do this. Or just something else. I didn't count how many times I laughed out loud with this book, except it wasn't supposed to be funny. They were ridiculous for the most part. The only good ones, and I'm stretching the word 'good' here, were Jason's, Lafayette's and 50% of Bill's (if it hadn't been so predictable and unimaginative). Surprisingly this may have been because they were the ones that look less like the actors. I sense a pattern here. Jason's story was the most disturbing It's about him having sex when he was 15 with his teacher. But you don't see Amazon censoring that!

Overall it just felt that they were trying too hard trying to keep the balance between the show perimeters while trying to create something original and it just falls apart at the seams and ends absurd. The writers also decided to include the 'Beel' term that's so rampant in fandom and which I found personally in great distaste. Only 12 year old fangirls use that term when they can't think up proper arguments to rationalize their ship.

Ending and NOVELS spoilers. The kicker is that at the end the demon gives all the 'feelings' he fed on and dumps them on Eric. Which makes the whole book about Eric and do I sense bias? LOL forever. Though that would explain why Eric has become a little bitch in the books that cries after sex. ...Oops, there's that cynicism again. Back off crazy self, back off. Remember that books and show are different universes.

Thank god I got this from the library.



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Sunday, May 29, 2011

REVIEW - Loud Snow

Loud SnowLoud Snow by Tina Anderson

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


I was a little hesitant to buy this one and I'm glad I got over that. I actually read the first few pages weeks ago and finally finished today. Once Abalu shows up it was impossible to put down. It has everything I like in a story. Made me laugh and cry, so keep that Kleenex box close.

The art feels a little rough, but that just added to the presentation.



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REVIEW - InVisible

InVisibleInVisible by Tristan Crane

My rating: 2 of 5 stars


Girl that suddenly wakes up as a boy? Certainly sounds interesting. But this wasn't. The book certainly had the right idea where it was going, but the way it was presented was just not believable at all. Seriously, no one gets over waking up a different gender in under an hour and decides to fly to a different country as if nothing happened. The characters also felt flat for the most part, especially Adrian who always seem to have an ulterior motive that is never properly addressed. Except that he's possibly gay and prefers boy!Kay which would have been more interesting to me instead of Kay going back and forth. By the time I got to to the end, and the message of the story, I stopped caring.

The art is simple and familiar if you've read books from Yaoi Press.



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REVIEW - His Convenient Husband

His Convenient Husband (Innamorati, #1)His Convenient Husband by J.L. Langley

My rating: 1 of 5 stars


The premise looked so promising, but I just couldn't care about anyone or anything in this book. I only finished it out of the sheer stubbornness that since I had gone that far I might as well finish.

This is a technicality, but as a native Spanish speaker the Spanish curses really rubbed me the wrong way. And not because they were curses, but because were direct translations from the English curses and inaccurate (at least to the Spanish I grew up with) For the life of me I have never heard anyone say besa mi culo (kiss my ass). I've also could have done without the detailed birth scene.

Cowboy genre is SO not for me. From now I'm sticking with fantasy. I'm a horrible realism reader.



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Saturday, May 28, 2011

REVIEW - The Pardoner’s Tale

The Pardoner's TaleThe Pardoner's Tale by Morgan Ferdinand

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


I read this in about three hours. There were a few things that bothered me, but they were all technical. Kindle version had minor formatting errors and the ending felt rushed and not paced well. As if the author was just desperate to just finish and did it rushed.

The characters themselves were very enjoyable and the relationship flows normally for the most part. It was just a fun read. Could not put it down.



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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Borders using irremovable anti theft stickers

I don't know if this is national on whichever Border stores are left. But the one still open in Winter Park, FL has placed a new kind of anti theft stickers in their books.



I am no stranger to these stickers. I've seen them in front covers, back covers, and even randomly inside the book. And I've had my share of practice removing them. They were never that hard to remove and I've never had a problem where the sticker left zero trace of ever being there. But the last two manga books I purchased from Borders had stickers that were irremovable without damaging the paper. And when I say damaging I mean ripping it off.

Both times the employee said the stickers were 'stickier' and that they used them because manga was such a high theft item which I completely believe. And while Borders has the right to protect its merchandise whichever way they see fit it is entirely counterproductive to use something that will damage said merchandise.

Sure there may be some people that do not care or don't even bother removing the stickers, but I am not one of them and as far as I'm concerned I am done buying at my Border B&M and may not even bother with online even when they offer 50% coupons.

The Beat article on the same topic:
http://www.comicsbeat.com/2011/01/05/bonus-is-borders-ruining-the-few-books-it-can-sell/

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

eBook lending site Review

After buying my Kindle I discovered its ability to borrow and lend kindle books. I instantly loved the concept. A seeming endless source of free legal reading. It was heaven. The only downside was that Amazon does not offer any service that allows users to connect and borrow/lend books to each other (since it is built on the idea that you would borrow a book to a friend instead of a stranger). After some quick research I discovered 3 sites that dedicate themselves to connect Kindle owners to borrow and lend books. I tried them all.

1. Lendle


You can’t borrow if you don’t lend, and you can’t lend if you don’t buy.

Pros:
Free.
Decent size community.
Pays you to lend.

Cons:
Availability is often very limited.
Depends on Amazon allowing access.
Search engine is a hit and miss.

Review:
Lendle was the first site I tried and I loved it instantly. They work on a 'points' system where each point grants you one book request and the point is used only if you receive your book. You get points just for signing up, but then you earn them by lending your own books. The process is easy, painless and I have fun just browsing the site.

On May 23, 2011 Lendle announce they were going to pay users $.50 for each book they lent towards an Amazon gift Card.

Lendle also offers you to become a patron for $25 which gives you more request points when you lend. Allows you to 'book' your spot in line (which is convenient with popular books like 'The Hunger Games') and gives you a nifty banner. You also get different achievements and you get paid $1 per lend instead of $.50. It also removes the 'become a patron' banner.

Minor things I don't like are the lack of adding books to a wishlist to keep better track of them and a more improved search engine. I have found at least one book that just does not show up on the Lendle site at all. And some that sometimes show double entries. It is also amazingly easy to get request points on Lendle which may be a good or bad thing depending how you look at it. As of this writing I had 114 requests available.

2. BookLending




Pros:
Free.
Large community.

Cons:
No stats on book availability.
No clear borrow/lend system.

Review:
BookLending is one giant Amazon reference link. The book titles, the book images all direct you towards Amazon where you can buy the book. The actual borrow or lend links are the small buttons. I personally dislike this because it feels deceitful.

While the open borrow/lend concept sounds great on paper I believe it is counterproductive since users can freely borrow without offering nothing in return.


3. eBookFling



Pros:
Offers both Kindle and Nook lends.

Cons:
You have to pay for extra credits.

Review:
eBookFling doesn't allow you to browse through their books without signing up which gives you a sense of 'private club' but it's really just smoke and mirrors. eBookfling works on a 'credit' system where each credit gets you one book request. The difference is that on this site you can buy credits. Once you sign up, eBookfling offers you to buy 10 credits for $9.99 which is a one time offer (regular credits are 3 credits for $8.99, 10 credits for $19.99, or 20 credits for $29.99). This idea is not bad if you are willing to pay a fraction of what a book would cost you to purchase, but I personally don't like this concept. One, because I refuse to pay for something I can get for free legally. And two, because people can buy credits to borrow books without offering books themselves.

This site's main advantage is that it is the only one that offers Nook lends. It also allows you to create a wishlist.

1. LendInk



Pros:
Free.
Lets you know if a book is actually available or not.
Has Kindle and Nook lends.

Cons:
Odd 'add book' system.
Site feels dead.

Review:

Sign up process is simple. One thing I did not like is that as part of the sign up process you have to add a book to the system. And you have to type it down which just feels sloppy. The bar has the capability to auto fill as you type and I believe this is error prone. You get 3 credits for signing up and adding at least one book.

The book availability system is also very weird. For each available book there is a separate entry. Which is not so bad compared to other systems, but I think it has the capacity to cause problems. For example if you search for the Hunger Games you get 28 separate entries of the same book. I assume each entry is a separate owner that listed the book as owned, and depending which of the multiple entries you select you only request the book from that user? So what if the user is no longer active on the site? This is me just theorizing. I don't know if the system works like this, but it certainly feels that way.

the drawback here is that this site doesn't appear to be on the radar. When you do a Google search for lending sites you usually find the other three pretty quickly. I actually don't even remember how I stumbled upon this site.

WINNER:


Lendle




After trying out and spending around a week with all three websites. choosing to lend my books through Lendle only was a no brainier. And this was before they announced they were going to pay for lends. I have received as much as I've given and even decided to become a patron.

But no matter which site you decide to go with (or even all three) it's nice to know that you are reading and borrowing books in a legal and free way.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

REVIEW - The Thin Executioner

The Thin ExecutionerThe Thin Executioner by Darren Shan

My rating: 3 of 5 stars


This book is a little hard to get into, but that is probably because the main character, Jebel, is a biased ass and when bad things happened to him it was overdue karma. Jebel's transition is pretty realistic and Tel Hesani has some of the best quotes I have read from anything.

One of the things I didn't like was that some of the names for places which were very similar and I often had to spend minutes in the map at the beginning just trying to figure out where they were.



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